30 Bizarre Historical Facts That Schools Never Taught You

History, as we know it, is full of intrigue, mystery, and downright weirdness that our school textbooks barely scratch the surface of. From ancient medical practices that make you squirm to unbelievable laws that defy logic, the past is a treasure trove of “Did that really happen?” moments. So, buckle up as we embark on a whirlwind tour of 30 bizarre historical facts that will make you question what else has been left out of your education.

30. The Great Emu War

In an unprecedented display of military versus nature, the Australian government waged war against a flock of emus that were wreaking havoc on crops in Western Australia. Despite using machine guns, the emus outmaneuvered the soldiers, leading to a humiliating defeat for mankind.

29. The Dancing Plague of 1518

Imagine a dance party that nobody wanted to attend but couldn’t stop participating in. In 1518, hundreds of people danced uncontrollably for days without rest, leading to numerous deaths from exhaustion and heart attacks. The cause remains a mystery to this day.

28. Julius Caesar Was Kidnapped by Pirates

Before becoming Rome’s greatest leader, a young Julius Caesar was kidnapped by pirates. The audacious future dictator insisted they increase his ransom, befriended his captors, and then crucified them after his release.

27. Cleopatra’s Time to the Pyramids

The time gap between Cleopatra’s reign and the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza is longer than the time gap between Cleopatra’s reign and the present day. Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than to the construction of the pyramids that define ancient Egypt in the public imagination.

26. The Beard Tax

In 1535, King Henry VIII of England imposed a tax on beards, varying with the wearer’s social status. His daughter, Elizabeth I, continued this peculiar policy, reinforcing the notion that even facial hair was subject to royal decree.

25. The Original “War of the Worlds” Panic

In 1938, Orson Welles’ radio adaptation of The War of the Worlds caused widespread panic among listeners in the United States, many of whom believed an actual Martian invasion was underway. This incident showcases the power of media and the susceptibility of the public to mass hysteria.

24. Napoleon’s Bunny Problem

Napoleon Bonaparte, the formidable conqueror, faced an unexpected and humiliating defeat at the paws of bunnies. During a hunting party organized to celebrate a treaty, hundreds of rabbits were released for the chase, but instead of running away, they charged at Napoleon and his guests in a fluffy but fierce onslaught.

23. The Victorian Era’s Mummy Unwrapping Parties

In the 19th century, the British elite developed a macabre fascination with Ancient Egypt, leading to the trend of mummy unwrapping parties. These social gatherings involved the unceremonious unwrapping of Egyptian mummies for entertainment, reflecting the era’s imperialistic attitudes and fascination with death.

22. The Real Dracula Was a Real Estate Enthusiast

Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration behind Dracula, was not only notorious for his brutal methods of punishing his enemies but also for his contributions to the real estate market in Romania. He founded the city of Bucharest, today’s Romanian capital, showcasing a side of the historical figure often overshadowed by his bloodthirsty reputation.

21. Benjamin Franklin’s “Air Baths”

Benjamin Franklin, one of the founding fathers of the United States, believed in the health benefits of taking “air baths,” wherein he would sit naked in front of open windows to let the air circulate around his body. This quirky habit was one of his many unconventional health practices.

20. The Zoo That Fought in a War

During World War I, the London Zoo enlisted the help of its animals to support the war effort. Elephants were used to plow fields and camels transported heavy loads, while sea lions served in naval exercises. This unlikely brigade of animals showcases the extensive reach of human conflict.

19. The American President Who Was a Model

Before taking the highest office in the United States, Gerald Ford was a fashion model, appearing on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine among others. This facet of Ford’s life highlights the diverse backgrounds from which leaders can emerge.

18. The Poisonous Wallpaper That Killed Napoleon

It’s speculated that Napoleon Bonaparte’s death was hastened by arsenic poisoning, not from his enemies, but from his own wallpaper. The green dye used in his wallpaper contained arsenic that, under damp conditions, could turn into a deadly vapor. This bizarre twist of fate shows that danger often lurks in unexpected places.

17. The Olympic Games That Included Art

From 1912 to 1948, the Olympic Games awarded medals not just for athletic prowess but also for competitions in the arts, including literature, architecture, sculpture, painting, and music. This tradition celebrated the ancient Greek belief in the unity of mind and body, a fascinating blend of culture and physicality now lost to history.

16. The Time When the Entire Swedish Navy Sank

In 1628, the Swedish warship Vasa set sail on its maiden voyage and sank within minutes, barely a mile from shore. The ship was too top-heavy, a design flaw that led to this embarrassing military blunder. The Vasa‘s wreckage, recovered in the 20th century, serves as a poignant reminder of the perils of hubris.

15. The City That Celebrated Its 300th Anniversary Before It Existed

St. Petersburg, Russia, celebrated its 300th anniversary in 2003, despite the fact that construction did not begin until 1703, making the city technically only 299 years old at the time. This premature celebration highlights the quirky nature of historical commemorations.

14. The Spy Who Used Semen as Invisible Ink

During World War I, British intelligence officers used semen as invisible ink to pass secret messages. This unconventional method was eventually abandoned, not due to its effectiveness, but because it began to emit a noticeable odor over time. This peculiar chapter in espionage tactics shows the lengths to which people will go for the sake of secrecy.

13. The Great Molasses Flood

In 1919, a storage tank in Boston burst, unleashing a massive wave of molasses that flooded the streets at 35 mph, killing 21 people and injuring 150. This bizarre disaster underscores the unexpected dangers lurking in industrial cities.

12. The Man Who Tried to Legally Change His Age

In 2018, a Dutchman sought to legally reduce his age by 20 years, arguing that if one can change their name or gender, age should be no different. His request was denied, but it sparked a global conversation about age, identity, and personal freedom.

11. The First Meal Eaten on the Moon

When Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin landed on the moon in 1969, the first meal they ate was bacon squares, peaches, sugar cookie cubes, coffee, and pineapple-grapefruit drink. This modest meal, consumed in the vastness of space, symbolizes the extraordinary achievements of human exploration.

10. The Town That Officially Executed a Tomato

In the early 19th century, the town of Salem, New Jersey, held a trial for a tomato. At the time, tomatoes were believed to be poisonous. A brave local stood up in court, ate a whole tomato, and, to the astonishment of the onlookers, survived. This act helped to change public perception about the fruit, illustrating how fear and misunderstanding can be overcome with a single, bold action.

9. The Forgotten Female Pharaoh

Before Cleopatra, there was Pharaoh Hatshepsut, one of the most successful and least remembered female rulers of ancient Egypt. She donned the full regalia of a male pharaoh, including the false beard, and her reign was marked by peace and prosperity. Much of her legacy was erased by her successors, an early example of historical revisionism that reminds us of the power struggles that can shape how history is recorded.

8. The U.S. President Who Got Stuck in a Bathtub

William Howard Taft, the 27th President of the United States, famously got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his large size, prompting the installation of a larger tub. This amusing anecdote sheds light on the personal challenges faced by those in power and the peculiar footnotes they can leave in the annals of history.

7. The Volcano That Changed Summer

The eruption of Mount Tambora in Indonesia in 1815 led to the “Year Without a Summer” in 1816, due to the volcanic ash in the atmosphere lowering global temperatures. This led to widespread crop failures and food shortages. It also inspired Mary Shelley to write Frankenstein during a gloomy summer stay in Switzerland, illustrating how natural disasters can influence culture and literature in profound ways.

6. The First Animal in Space Was a Dog

Laika, a stray dog from the streets of Moscow, was the first animal to orbit Earth aboard the Soviet spacecraft Sputnik 2 in 1957. While Laika did not survive the mission, her journey marked a significant milestone in the space race, highlighting the sacrifices and ethical considerations involved in the exploration of space.

5. The Pope Who Put a Dead Pope on Trial

In a bizarre posthumous trial known as the Cadaver Synod, Pope Stephen VI had the corpse of his predecessor, Pope Formosus, exhumed and placed on trial in 897. The dead pope was found guilty, leading to the mutilation of his corpse and the invalidation of his papacy. This surreal event in the history of the Catholic Church demonstrates the extremes of medieval politics and religious fervor.

4. The British Army That Marched to the Wrong Sea

During the Crimean War, a miscommunication led the British Light Brigade into the Valley of Death instead of the intended target. This military blunder, immortalized in Alfred Lord Tennyson’s poem “The Charge of the Light Brigade,” showcases the fatal consequences of miscommunication in warfare.

3. The Man Who Sold the Eiffel Tower. Twice.

Victor Lustig, a con artist, famously “sold” the Eiffel Tower for scrap metal on two separate occasions in the 1920s. He convinced scrap metal dealers to bid for the contract, making off with a fortune before they realized the scam. This tale of audacity and deception highlights the vulnerabilities of greed and ambition.

2. The Library That Enslaved Its Benefactor

In the 18th century, Count Heinrich von Brühl amassed a vast collection of books, intending to create a public library. However, his spending on the library was so extravagant that, upon his death, he was found to be massively in debt, effectively making him a ‘slave’ to his own library. This story serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of obsession and the pursuit of legacy.

1. The Day the Sun Brought Darkness

On May 19, 1780, known as New England’s Dark Day, an unusual atmospheric event caused midday to turn as dark as night across several American states. The cause is believed to have been a combination of forest fires, thick fog, and cloud cover. This mysterious event panicked citizens, thinking it was the end of the world, and serves as a reminder of the power and mystery of the natural world.

Conclusion

Our journey through the annals of the bizarre and the overlooked concludes, but the stories we’ve explored are but a handful of the countless tales history has to offer. Each entry, from the humorous to the harrowing, provides a window into the complexities of the human experience—our follies, our fears, our fortitude, and our fascination with the world around us.

These stories, stretching from the depths of human imagination to the heights of our aspirations, remind us that history is not merely a collection of dates and events, but a tapestry of human tales, rich with lessons, warnings, and inspiration for the future. As we close this chapter, let us carry forward the curiosity and wonder these tales have sparked, eager to uncover more of the incredible stories that await us in the hidden corners of our past.

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